Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night is the 208th episode of the comedy web series Honest Game Trailers. It was written by Andrew Bird, Max Song & Spencer Gilbert. It was narrated by Jon Bailey as Epic Voice Guy. It parodies the point-and-click survival horror video game Ultimate Custom Night. It was published on July 10, 2018. Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night was originally published on Smosh Games, but is currently available on Fandom Games. It has been viewed over 700k times.
"Smashes together all of his previous stuff into one giant pile of jumps-scares, reused assets and regret!" ~ Honest Game Trailers - Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night
From the depths of the Steam marketplace, comes a force of pure darkness that refuses... to... die...! And this time, there's more of it that ever before! ....Yay...... (!)
Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night
Revisit the greatest works of prolific indie game sadist Scott Cawthon, as he puts out yet another FNAF -- despite the fact that they supposedly ended two games ago! That smashes together all of his previous stuff into one giant pile of jumps-scares, reused assets and regret! Where almost all the of the spooky child murder narrative has in favor of, like, 30 new ways to f*** up and die! In the game that makes the bizarre assumption that you were playing Five Nights at Freddy's for the tedious, frustrating gameplay and not the part where you jerk off about lore on the subreddit for months! At this point, you're either done with this series already, or you've banned from the local Chuck E. Cheese for assaulting the guy in the suit!
Experience the Smash Bros. of the Five Nights at Freddy's universe that Frankensteins all the monsters from all the games together into one giant all-you-can-eat buffet of suffering! As you choose the exact level of plate spinning you're able to sustain, while balancing power, temperature, noise, cash, doors, different surveillance systems and, of course, not getting murdered! And slowly cranking up the difficulty to 10 -- until the gameplay becomes a cacophonous mishmash of sound cues and garbage all over your screen. That only the most dedicated of Five Nights nerds will survive to reach their reward: the crushing knowledge that this time was better in literally any other way! You probably would have been able to play, like, the guitar or something by now, huh?! Really makes you think...
Uncover the clown car's worth of fanservice packed into every corner of Ultimate Custom Night, searching every nook and cranny for Easter eggs, unlockables and obscure references designed to delight the most fastidious of Freddy's fans and justly rewards you for sticking around for seven games of this bulls***! As you unlock the game's anime-style intermission cutscenes and realize this entire thing is now just a boss rush mode to try and unlock horny bird art! As Five Nights finally completes the inevitable cycle and becomes one with its fanbase of incredibly horny furries! Seriously, the next one of these things is just gonna be a dating simulator! Oh wait... No! People have already done that!
So strap on those adult diapers, and get ready to slam some doors for a gameplay experience that's truly a nightmare -- one that we will never ever wake up from! [Jump scare - Air horns play] Please Mr Cawthon, I'm begging you man! Release me from this cruel fate! (Sobbing) I envy the dead....!!!!
[Image of 50 animatronics] Well, I guess they're just Pokemon at this point, so we might as well just name 'em all, huh? Ugh....
- Serial Killer Fozzie (Freddy Fazbear)
- Raving Rabbid (Bonnie the Bunny)
- Big Bird (Chica the Chicken)
- Big Boss (Christopher McCullough as Foxy the Pirate Fox)
- Teddy Ruxbin (Darren Roebuck as Toy Freddy)
- Robbie the Rabbit (Toy Bonnie)
- Tweeky Bird (Amber Lee Connors as Toy Chica)
- Make Up Vlogger (Jena Rundus as Mangle)
- Ice Climbers (Balloon Boy and JJ)
- Big Mouth (Darbi Logan as Withered Chica)
- Face Off (Hans Yunda as Withered Bonnie)
- No Face (Jena Rundus as The Puppet)
- Golden Grahmns (sic) (Golden Freddy)
- Bunny Rabbot (Springtrap)
- Star Wars The Phantom Mangle (Phantom Mangle)
- Ghost of Video Games Past (Phantom Freddy)
- Casper (Phantom Balloon Boy)
- Berenstain Bears (Tim Simmons as Nightmare Freddy)
- Miffy (Nightmare Bonnie)
- Tearington Bear (Zach Hoffman as Nightmare Fredbear)
- Nightbears (Eric D. Ward as Nightmare)
- Duck Teeth oOo (Keyondra Shanae as Jack-O-Chica)
- Selena and Justin (Nightmare Mangle)
- Bendy (Aleks Le as Nightmarionne)
- Smash Mouth (Matthew Curtis as Nightmare Balloon Boy)
- 8Bit Retired Bowser (Old Man Consequences)
- Polly Pock You Up (Heather Masters as Circus Baby)
- West World Lady (Michella Moss as Ballora)
- Funtime Furry (Joe Gaudet as Funtime Foxy)
- The Clowninator (Ennard)
- Literal Garbage (Trash and the Gang)
- Boo Boos All Over Bear (Helpy)
- Killoppi (Madison Brunoehler as Happy Frog)
- Hangry Hangry Hippos (Joe Gaudet as Mr. Hippo)
- Peppa Pig (Christopher McCullough as Pigpatch)
- There's Only So Many Bears With Hats I Can Name... (August Sargenti as Nedd Bear)
- Horton Hears a Murder (Peter Baker as Orville Elephant)
- Freddy Mercury (Kai Skrotzki as Rockstar Freddy)
- The Hellagizer Bunny (George Osborne as Rockstar Bonnie)
- Rock A Doodle (Ally Johnson as Rockstar Chica)
- Majima (Joe Gaudet as Rockstar Foxy)
- Drumline (Matthew Curtis as Music Man)
- Señor Yogi (El Chip)
- Thicc Bird (Becky Shrimpton as Funtime Chica)
- Bare Bear (Kellen Goff as Molten Freddy)
- Amy Schumer (Heather Masters as Scrap Baby)
- Lester Possum (PJ Heywood as William Afton/Scraptrap)
- One Third of TLC (Lena Hill as Lefty)
- Who Was Phone?? (Scott Cawthon as Phone Guy)
Five Nights at Freddy's: Horny on Main
You know, if you want the full immersive experience, just play the game with everything at zero! That way it's just like having a real soul-crushing job!
- There are several other episodes of Honest Game Trailers about Five Nights at Freddy's games including Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's 2, Five Nights at Freddy's 3, Five Nights at Freddy's 4, Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location and Five Nights at Freddy's Pizzeria Simulator. See list of Honest Game Trailers for more.
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Executive Producers: Matt Raub and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey