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Pokémon Black & White is the 85th episode of the comedy web series Honest Game Trailers. It was written by Andrew Bird, Spencer Gilbert, Matt Raub, Max Song. It was narrated by Jon Bailey as Epic Voice Guy. It parodies the role-playing games Pokémon Black and White. It was published on February 16, 2016. Pokémon Black & White was originally published on Smosh Games, but is currently available on Fandom Games. It has been viewed over 3 million times.

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"From the developer that had exactly one idea about twenty years ago, comes the fifth iteration of the exact same game you bought over and over, and over, and over again." ~ Honest Game Trailers - Pokémon Black and White

Script Edit

From the developer that had exactly one idea about twenty years ago [Game Freak] comes the fifth iteration of the exact same game you bought over and over and over and over again. Oh, come on!

Pokémon Black and White

Descend yet again to the realms of the Pokémon world and get ready to strain your thumb one more time as you furiously mash your way pass the unbearable tutorials. Until you reach the main game and you realize that even with the new coat of paint, it's still the exact same formula as all the ones before it. I mean, honestly, if you are surprised by that at this point, I don't know what to tell you.

Experience the series that makes up for being creatively stagnant by cramming every sequel full to the brim with more of everything featuring more friends [Cheren and Bianca], more rivals, bigger buildings, more animation, more dudes in a single fight, even more pointless mini-games, and, fitly, lower-screen bulls**t. And yet five games later, you still have to carry Pokémon to swim and cut grass for you?  What's next, Pokémon that holds my hand when I take a s**t?

Get ready for the Pokémon game that finally addresses the glaring ethical issues of the heart of the Pokémon universe as you take on Team Plasma, an unlikely mashup of Team Rocket and PETA whose disasterly plan is just to stop everyone from pressing Pokemon into slavery against their will. But somehow are still the bad guys of the story? Yeah, that's right!  You like fighting, don't you?  Yeah, you do!  Now get back into your little ball!

So throw in your Pikachu-onesie, charge your 3DS battery, and prepare to be filled to the brim with all the Pokémon you can handle including all 156 new Pokemon to fight with and catch. And at this point we pretty much have to name 'em all. [Heavy breathing]

Starring:

  • V for Victini [Victini]
  • Smug AF [Snivy]
  • Snake with Feet [Servine]
  • Snakes in a Game [Serperior]
  • Te Piglet [Tepig]
  • Bam Bam Pigalow [Pignite]
  • Man Bear Pig [Emboar]
  • Patton Oshawaott [Oshawaott]
  • Dewott, M8? [Dewott]
  • The Last Samurott [Samuroot]
  • Ratpat with Game Theory [Patrat]
  • I've Seen Some S#!t [Watchog]
  • Beverly Hill's Chihuahua [Lillipup]
  • Just a F**king Dog [Herdier]
  • Wilford Brimley [Stoutland]
  • Dark Meowth [Purrloin]
  • Liepard with a Vengance [Liepard]
  • Broccoli Monkey [Pansage]
  • Asparagus Monkey [Simisage]
  • Poop Emoji Monkey [Pansear]
  • Fat Emoji Monkey [Simisear]
  • Nuclear Monkey [Panpour]
  • Pot Monkey [Simipour]
  • It's Not a Tumor [Munna]
  • OK, It's a Tumor [Musharna]
  • Trash Bird [Pidove]
  • Sea Trash Bird [Tranquill]
  • Unpleasant [Unfezant]
  • NFL Blitzle [Blitzle]
  • Nazeebra [Zebstrika]
  • Gloryhola [Roggenrola]
  • Rock Lobster [Boldore]
  • The Aggro Crag [Gigalith]
  • Dryer Lint [Woobat]
  • Swoop There It Is [Swoobat]
  • Drilbur That Will Pierce The Heavens [Drilbur]
  • Edward Shivhands [Excadrill]
  • Adellino [Audino]
  • Timburrland [Timburr]
  • Outside Home Depot-mon [Gurdurr]
  • Earthquake [Conkeldurr]
  • Beats By Dre [Tympole]
  • Emperor Palpitoad [Palpitoad]
  • Susan Boils [Seismitoad]
  • Deepthroh [Throh]
  • Dicksawk [Sawk]
  • Lettuce Cup [Sewaddle]
  • Lettuce Wrap [Swadloon]
  • Lettuce See DAT BOOTY [Leavanny]
  • Bombchu [Venipede]
  • Laundry Ball [Whirlipede]
  • Scoliosis [Scolipede]
  • Cottonelle [Cottonee]
  • Charmin [Whimsicott]
  • A Sentient Pistachio [Petilil]
  • Southern Bellsprout [Lilligant]
  • Basculin Robbins [Basculin]
  • Save 10% By Switching to Sandile [Sandile]
  • Krokorokin Beats [Krokorok]
  • Smooth Krookodile [Krookadile]
  • Whoopie Cushion [Darumaka]
  • Danny DeVito [Darmanitan]
  • Cactuar [Maractus]
  • Double Dwebble [Dwebble]
  • The Crustle Crab [Crustle]
  • Monster Kid [Scraggy]
  • Uncircumthighs [Scrafty]
  • Bad Arizona Souvenier [Sigilyph]
  • No Face [Yamask]
  • 3spooky5me [Cofagrigus]
  • Avaturtle [Tirtouga]
  • Sea Bane [Carracosta]
  • Toucan Sam [Archen]
  • Skelkies [Archeops]
  • Dumpster Baby [Trubbish]
  • Garbage Design [Garbodor]
  • The Mask Of Zorua [Zorro]
  • Shadow the Hedgehog [Zoroark]
  • Fivel Goes West [Minccino]
  • Fivel Goes West Hollywood [Cinccino]
  • Alfalfa [Gothita]
  • Gonorrhea [Gothorita]
  • Lady Ga-Ga [Gothitelle]
  • Stem Cell [Solosis]
  • Zygote [Duosion]
  • Psychic Fetus [Reuniclus]
  • Ducklett Tales [Ducklett]
  • Swanna Man [Swanna]
  • Like it [Vanillite]
  • Love it [Vanillish]
  • Gotta Have it [Vanilluxe]
  • Bambi [Deerling]
  • Bambi's Dead Mom [Sawsbuck]
  • Count Pikula [Emolga]
  • Squeeze-it [Karrablast]
  • A Mite's Tale [Escavalier]
  • Butt Plug [Foongus]
  • A Funguy To Be With [Amoonguss]
  • Scrubbing Bubbles [Frillish]
  • The Monopoly Guy [Jellicent]
  • Actual Palindrome [Alomomola]
  • The Tick [Joltik]
  • Nightmare Fuel [Galvantula]
  • World's Worst Kidney Stone [Ferroseed]
  • Me So Thorny [Ferrothorn]
  • Gears Of Snore [Klink/Klang/Klinklang]
  • Remember The Tynamo [Tynamo]
  • Fleshlight [Eelektrik]
  • Fleshlight Dentata [Eelektross]
  • GIR [Elgyem]
  • Invader Beheeyem [Beheeyem]
  • LITerally The Worst Pokemon [Litwick]
  • I Love Lamp [Lampent]
  • Are You Just Drawing Faces on Things That Are in The Room? [Chandelure]
  • Axew Rose [Axew]
  • Dental Plan [Fraxure]
  • Mad Haxorus [Haxorus]
  • Boogerman [Cubchoo]
  • Simon the Ice Bear [Beartic]
  • Snowfleek [Cryogonal]
  • Armored Core [Shelmet]
  • Seafood with Attitude [Accelgor]
  • Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [Stunfisk]
  • Sock 'Em Boppers [Mienfoo]
  • Chinese Mewtwo [Mienshao]
  • Pacific Rim [Druddigon]
  • Rockman [Golett]
  • Rockman X [Golurk]
  • Pawinard Stars [Pawniard]
  • Bisharpual [Bisharp]
  • Shaftalo [Bouffalant]
  • Some More F**king Birds [Rufflet/Braviary/Vullaby/Mandibuzz]
  • Michael Mann's Heatmor [Heatmore]
  • Duran Durant [Durant]
  • Ringo [Deino]
  • Double Ringo [Zweilous]
  • Yoko Ono [Hydreigon]
  • Dust Bunny [Larvesta]
  • Fat Mothra [Volcarona]
  • Coballin' [Cobalion]
  • Zuul [Terrakin]
  • Virizion Wireless [Virizion]
  • Piccolo [Tornadus]
  • Anal Beads [Thundurus]
  • Swan Lake [Reshiram]
  • Black Swan [Zekrom]
  • Akinator [Landorus]
  • Tyrannosaurus Flex [Kyurem]
  • Brony Bait [Keldeo]
  • Melanoma [Meloetta]
  • and... Metal Gear [Genesect]
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The honest title for Pokémon Black and White was 'Pokémon: Doesn't Matter If You're Black or White.' Titles designed by Robert Holtby.

Pokémon: Doesn't Matter If You're Black or White

Oh man!  Have you seen the Detective Pikachu trailer?!  It's everything I never knew I even wanted!

 Trivia Edit

Reception Edit

Honest Game Trailers - Pokémon Black & White has a 97.2% approval rating from YouTube viewers. In his review of the Honest Game Trailer, Alex Seedhouse at Nintendo Insider noted that the video's "quips are directed toward the unbearable tutorials, that the experience remains the same beneath a new coat of paint, and that new additions are simply signs that the series is creatively stagnant." Nathaniel Smyth of Entertainment Buddha wrote that the writers new names for Pokémon was "hysterical every time."

Production creditsEdit

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Video thumbnail for Honest Game Trailers - Pokemon Black & White.

Executive Producers: Matt Raub and Spencer Gilbert

Directed by: Max Song

Episode Written by: Andrew Bird, Spencer Gilbert, Matt Raub, Max Song

Edited by: Max Song

Voiceover Narration by: Jon Bailey

Titles designed by: Robert Holtby

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