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Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire is the 43rd episode of the comedy web series Honest Game Trailers. It was written by Michael Adams Davis, Michael Schroeder, Matt Raub, Spencer Gilbert, and Erica Russell. It was narrated by Jon Bailey as Epic Voice Guy. It parodies the role-playing games Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire. It was published on April 21, 2015. Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire was originally published on Smosh Games, but is currently available on Fandom Games. It has been viewed over 5 million times.

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"From the company that brought us a Pokémon sequel that exceeded expectations, comes yet another Pokémon sequel that... doesn't quite do that." ~ Honest Game Trailers - Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire

Script Edit

From the company [Nintendo] that brought us a Pokémon sequel that exceeded expectations, comes yet another Pokémon sequel that doesn't...quite do that.

Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire

You got addicted to the first two games. Now experience your first taste of franchise fatigue in a half-hearted sequel! Featuring: none of the original characters; key features removed; and a huge drop off on sales in the Pokémon-equivalent to Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift.

Journey to Hoenn, yet another region where Pokémon are kept as slaves for their human masters and forced to fight for their owner's glory and financial gain. But hey, at least the music is cool this time. Step into the shoes and stupid hat of Brendan, yet another ten-year-old kid with criminally negligent parents tasked yet by another tree-named professor [Birch] to defeat yet another group of gym leaders and yet become another Pokémon League champion. And sell these copy-pasted games will go until Nintendo goes bankrupt or the world runs out of new twelve-year-olds.

Along the way, prepare to battle one of two terrorist organizations depending on which version of the game you begged your mom to buy: Team Aqua, a group of One Piece rejects who planned to decrease the world's land mass like Lex Luthor did in the original Superman movie ["The west coast as we know it would..." Lex Luthor: "Fall into the sea."]; or Team Magma, a bunch of spirit-hooded nerds who plans to increase the world's land mass like Lex Luthor did in that other Superman movie [Lex Luthor: "Not just an island, an entirely new continent."].

Enjoy a few brand new features like 2v2 battles, innate abilities, and unskippable twenty-minute-long Pokémon beauty contests that'll make you question your life choices, sanity, and sexuality. Why am I doing this?

But while Nintendo giveth, Nintendo taketh away. For no reason! As those features are countered by the removal of the day-night cycle, re-challenging trainers, and transferring Pokémon from previous generations making the two hundred fifty-one you spent collecting completely useless. In the first and only Pokémon game where you literally can't catch them all. Sorry kids! I know I joke here, that's just... that's just really f**ked up.

Starring twenty-two badass new Pokémon and one hundred thirteen others who are just kinda whatever. But since I'm paid by the word, we're going to do them all. Again.

  • Save 15% Or More By Switching To Treecko [Treecko]
  • Last of the Grovylecans [Grovyle]
  • Esceptile Dysfunction [Sceptile]
  • Popcorn Chicken [Torchic]
  • Original Recipe [Combusken]
  • 420 Blaziken [Blaziken]
  • I Heard You Like Memes [Mudkip]
  • Nipple Cheeks [Marshtomp]
  • Butt Hawk [Swampert]
  • Balto: Based on a True Story [Poochyena]
  • Team Jacob [Mightyena]
  • The Coon [Zigzagoon]
  • Roadkill [Linoone]
  • Ribbed for Her Pleasure [Wurmple]
  • Oh Yeah, That's The Spot [Silcoon]
  • Behold, the Monarch! [Beautifly]
  • Didn't we Just Do This One? [Cascoon]
  • Dr. Dre's Dustox [Dustoc]
  • Petri Dish [Lotad]
  • Curious Jorge [Lombre]
  • Samba de Amigo [Ludicolo]
  • Dis Nut (Seedot)
  • Deez Nuzleaf [Nuzleaf]
  • Treez nutz [Shiftry]
  • Red Robbin [Taillow]
  • Yummmmmm [Swellow]
  • Mine! Mine! Mine! [Wingull]
  • Get in my mouth if you want to live [Pelipper]
  • Ian [Ralts]
  • Mari [Kirlia]
  • Anthony [Gardevoir]
  • Daddy Long Nipple [Surskit]
  • Madame Buttereyes [Masquerian]
  • Just The Tip [Shroomish]
  • Uncircumcised [Breloom]
  • You Must Be This High to Play [Slakoth]
  • Wampa [Vigoroth]
  • Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls [Slaking]
  • Tick Tac [Nincada]
  • Beattleborg [Ninjask]
  • All Bugs Go to Heaven [Shedinja]
  • Can't Unsee [Whismur]
  • Turn Down for What [Loudred]
  • Blowhard [Exploud]
  • Fat Buu [Makuhita]
  • E-Honda [Hariyama]
  • Blue Balls [Azurill]
  • Mr. Rocktatohead [Nosepass]
  • Hello Skitty [Skitty]
  • Fancy Feast [Delcatty]
  • Lucy in the Eyes with Diamonds [Sableye]
  • Barbershop of Horrors [Mawile]
  • Jason Vorfleas [Aron]
  • Spinal Tap [Lairon]
  • Super Shredder [Aggron]
  • Yogurt Flame [Meditite]
  • MC Hammerpants [Medicham]
  • Static Shock [Electrike]
  • Dogs Can Go Super Saiyan? [Manectric]
  • AC [Pulsle]
  • DC [Minun]
  • All About that Buzz [Volbeat]
  • By Megan Trainor [Illumise]
  • Right Hand is Red, Left Hand is Blue. We Couldn't Think of a Good Name for You [Roselia]
  • The Globfather [Gulpin]
  • Fu Mangoo [Swalot]
  • One Fish [Carvanha]
  • Two Fish [Sharpedo]
  • Fat Fish [Wailmer]
  • Dildo [Wailord]
  • Shmoe Camel [Numel]
  • Skeeball Cow [Camerupt]
  • Tokey-Mon (cough) [Torkoal]
  • Pimple [Spoink]
  • Blackhead [Grumpig]
  • Pikcoachella [Spinda]
  • Teenage Mutant Naked Turtle [Trapinch]
  • Diamond Dragon Page [Vibrava]
  • Let Flygon's be Flygons [Flygons]
  • Cactaur [Cacnea]
  • Spooky Gumby [Cacturnate]
  • Q-Tip [Swablu]
  • Cottonball [Altaria]
  • Zingy Scardust [Zangoose]
  • Seviper No Seviping [Seviper]
  • Mac Tonight [Lunatone]
  • I'm a Souuuuul Rock! [Solrock]
  • Sentient Condom [Barboach]
  • Whiz Cashlifa [Whiscash]
  • Ron Howard [Corphish]
  • Oh No You Crawdaunt [Crowdaunt]
  • Inception Totem [Baltoy]
  • 8 Penguins Stapled Together [Claydol]
  • Dick Bouquet [Lileep]
  • Dick Fan Dyke [Cradily]
  • Sacagawea-Mon [Anorith]
  • Feather Neck, Plate... Wm, Bug.... Pass (??????????????) [Armaldo]
  • Magikorpse [Feebas]
  • Lady Rainicorn [Milotic]
  • Early Bloomer [Castform]
  • Invisible Bicycle [Kecleon]
  • Pitching a Tent [Shuppet]
  • Bring Out The Gimp [Banette]
  • Ghost Fart [Duskull]
  • Honk Honk [Dusclops]
  • I Am A Banana Tree [Troplus]
  • Used Tampon [Chimecho]
  • Absol-utely Not [Absol]
  • Why Not? [Wynaut]
  • Assassin's Creed Logo {Snorunt]
  • Freddy Googer [Glalie]
  • Right in the Spheals [Spheal]
  • Dr. Sealbotnik [Sealeo]
  • Club it With Fire [Walrien]
  • Shhh, She's Sleeping [Clampearl]
  • Eel Patrick Harris [Huntail]
  • Ladysperm [Gorebyss]
  • S***fish [Relicanth]
  • Less Than 3 [Luvdisc]
  • Osama bin Yoshi [Bagon]
  • Wilson! [Shelgon]
  • How to Train Your Dragon 2 [Salamance]
  • Rocky GLaDOS [Beldum]
  • Metang Clan Ain't Nothing to F*** With [Metang]
  • X Marks The Rock [Metagross]
  • Preparation H [Regirock]
  • Crystal Meth [Regice]
  • Real Steel [Registeel]
  • Latinas [Latias]
  • Latinos [Latios]
  • Legen... Wait for it... [Kyogre]
  • Dary! [Groudon]
  • Everybody Loves Rayguaza [Rayquaza]
  • C-Section Scar [Jirachi]
  • and... Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man [Deoxys]

Poké-Formula: Reddish Bluish

At least Nintendo had the decency to take "Gotta catch 'em all!" off the box-art! Am I right?

 Trivia Edit

Reception Edit

Honest Game Trailers - Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire has a 96.5% approval rating from YouTube viewers. Caleb Reading of Uproxx said the video makes "a convincing argument that it’s also the first sign of franchise fatigue." Nathaniel Smyth of Entertainment Buddha wrote "I think it’s pretty cool that every generation seems to be getting an honest trailer treatment, although I think the Smosh team was a little rough on this one, seriously, who the hell cares if they took the cell phones away? Anyway, it’s still pretty funny and I can roll with it."

Production creditsEdit

Honest game trailer pokemon ruby and sapphire

Video thumbnail for Honest Game Trailers - Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire.

Executive Producers: Andy Signore and Smosh

Directed by Spencer Gilbert

Episode Written by Michael Adams Davis, Michael Schroeder, Matt Raub, Spencer Gilbert, and Erica Russell

Edited by: Alex Hluch

Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey

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