Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is the 238th episode of Fandom Games' comedy series Honest Game Trailers. It was written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert, and narrated by Brad Venable. It parodies the crossover fighting video game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. It was published on August 20, 2019. It has been viewed over 500,000 times.

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In an era where everything we loved as kids is repackaged and sold back to us for $60, discover the ultimate expression of aimless fan-wankery as monetized product in a playable version of those early-2000's forum polls about whether Donkey Kong could beat Cloud in a fight. Always bet on Donkey.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Suspend your disbelief once again for the ultimate battle royale, as Nintendo empties its toy box into the arena once again, but on a console people actually own this time, where they'll savagely beat the life out of each other for your amusement before tossing their opponents into a bottomless pit that we can only assume is where Nintendo tossed all of the Virtual Boys, Wii Us, and ideas for original IPs, proving once and for all that Kirby is a savage motherf*cker who will ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU. That's definitely the stone-cold face of a killer.

Experience the final form of the Smash Bros. franchise, where the developers got tired of all your whining about which characters made it in and just said, "'F' it; you're getting everybody, plus a handful of fan-favorite requests and some new anime sword guys that are only popular in Japan.", to fill out the biggest roster of wild inclusions since Marvel vs. Capcom 2, thus spawning a brand-new type of unbearable Smash fan: the kind who never stops talking about the next character they should add. Sorry, dorks. They're not going to put in Geno the talking puppet man from Super Mario RPG; they're going to put in Booster! Where my Booster stands at?!

Experience the many ways to smash a bro, from the brand-new story experience, the Spirit mode, an endless series of gimmick fights designed to invoke even more obscure Nintendo stuff that features some of the most frustrating horsesh*t ever included in one of these games, to the many other side modes you'll play until you unlock the achievement and never touch again. Then, explore the dark, hidden underbelly of Smash Bros.: the competitive scene, where players turn off all the fun stuff and spend lifetimes honing their Jigglypuff skills like a classically-trained pianist to compete in massive tournaments that Nintendo has finally decided to grudgingly have support. Ugh, I can't believe they let you degenerates use GameCube controllers on the Switch. Disgusting...

So wave-dash your way into a new Smash today, and experience the finest in pseudo-fighting games that you can actually get your normal friends to play with you, because if there's one thing that bridges all divides of age, race, and creed, it's Wario kicking the crap out of Pikachu. Dirty little spark rat...

Starring... Holy sh*t, there's a lot of these!

  • PG Ron Jeremy (Mario)
  • Konkey Dong (Donkey Kong)
  • Broke Legolas (Link)
  • Big Baller (Samus Aran)
  • 'Roid Rage (Dark Samus)
  • Rampage World Tour (Yoshi)
  • A Very Goo Boy (Kirby)
  • Furry Flight Simulator (Fox McCloud)
  • Shock and Awww (Pikachu)
  • Anxiety Brothers (Luigi)
  • Stick a Yo Yo Up Yo Butt (Ness)
  • Knee-Pain (Captain Falcon)
  • Ambien (Jigglypuff)
  • Parasol Punisher (Princess Peach)
  • Booty Brawler (Princess Daisy)
  • President of Nintendo America (Bowser)
  • Fargo (Ice Climbers)
  • Princess on the Streets, Freak in the Sheiks (Sheik)
  • What If Link Was a Boy? (Princess Zelda)
  • PHDeez Nuts (Dr. Mario)
  • Pichoose Someone Else (Pichu)
  • Goose (Falco Lombardi)
  • Generic Sword Boy 1 (Marth)
  • Generic Sword Girl 1 (Lucina)
  • Peter Pain (Young Link)
  • Power Hour (Ganondorf)
  • Giygas (Mewtwo)
  • Generic Sword Boy 2 (Roy)
  • Generic Sword Dad 2 (Chrom)
  • Mr. Likes to Watch (Mr. Game & Watch)
  • Dark Souls Kirby (Meta Knight)
  • Loves an Eggplant (Pit)
  • Hot Topic Not Even Once (Dark Pit)
  • Chozo Zeta Jones (Zero Suit Samus)
  • Garlic God (Wario)
  • Just Like One of My Japanese Animes (Solid Snake)
  • Generic Sword Guy 1... Again? (Ike)
  • Michael Vick (Pokémon Trainer)
  • Squirt Turtle (Squirtle) Ew...
  • S and M Lettuce (Ivysaur)
  • Char-ge Right Off the Map (Charizard)
  • Run! That Monkey Has a Gun! (Diddy Kong)
  • Is That a Snake or Are You Just Happy to See Me?? (Lucas)
  • Cyclops (Sonic)
  • Prinny King (King Dedede)
  • Space Tingle (Captain Olimar)
  • Hong Kong Phooey (Lucario)
  • Virtual Boy (R.O.B.)
  • Anime Link (Toon Link)
  • Fatal Furry (Wolf O'Donnell)
  • Shia La Bouf (sic) (Animal Crossing Villager)
  • Mighty No. 1 (Mega Man)
  • Gwynneth (sic) Paltrow (Wii Fit Trainer)
  • Celestial Bodying (Princess Rosalina & Luma)
  • Little Mac Big Heart (Little Mac)
  • Froguto (Greninja)
  • You in a Bar Fight (Mii Brawler)
  • You and Your Many Antique Swords (Mii Swordfighter)
  • You at Laser Tag (Mii Gunner)
  • Low Tier Goddess (Palutena)
  • Everlasting Gobstopper (Pac-Man)
  • Robin Yo Life (Robin)
  • Nude Code (Shulk)
  • Baby Sinclair (Bowser Jr.)
  • Doggo and Kazooie (Duck Hunt)
  • Fighting Vagrant (Ryu)
  • Blood Sport (Ken Masters)
  • Cloud Support (Cloud Strife)
  • Dragon You Down (Corrin)
  • Combo Me to the Moon (Bayonetta)
  • Calamelee'd (Inkling)
  • Bullzeye (Ridley)
  • Conan the Barbarian (Simon Belmont)
  • All Denim Demolisher (Richter Belmont)
  • Someone Call Turok (King K. Rool)
  • Dog Gone Deadly (Isabelle)
  • Glow Up Garfield (Incineroar)
  • Venus Die Trap (Piranha Plant)
  • Mr. Steal Yo Stock (Joker)
  • Banned (Hero from Dragon Quest)


  • The Right to Bear Kazoos (Banjo & Kazooie)

Mushroom Kingdom UFC

The honest title for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate was 'Mushroom Kingdom UFC.'

Hey, if you ever want to scar a child, just show them this game's opening cutscene; it's basically Nintendo's Endgame.

Viewer Comments[edit | edit source]

Please say: "I am the noodle supreme and I find your lack of spices disturbing." - Brendan Lafferty

Say "the perfect combination of might and magic - Alex Dan

Say "Weep plebs, for we shall never do minesweeper..." - Korben Heagerty

Say "I am a treasure sniffing llama! Let me sniff your treasure." - Alicia Justien

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Honest Game Trailers - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has a 91.2% approval rating from YouTube viewers.

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Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert

Edited by Max Song

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