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300 is the 50th episode of Screen Junkies comedy series Honest Trailers. It was written by Spencer Gilbert, Josh Simpson, Jason Mathews, Dan Murrell, and Andy Signore. It was narrated by Jon Bailey as Epic Voice Guy. It parodies the 2006 epic war film 300. The video was published on February 25, 2014 to coincide with the theatrical release of the film's sequel 300: Rise of an Empire. It is 4 minutes and 4 seconds long. It has been viewed over 10 million times.

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"Meet the Spartans, a society built on reason, sit-ups, and child abuse." ~ Honest Trailers - 300

ScriptEdit

(user requests appear for a 300 Honest Trailer, then text reading "50th Honest Trailer")

Can you believe it? We've made fifty of these dumb things.

From the guy who made Batman comics cool again (Frank Miller) and the guy who'll probably make Batman movies suck again (Zack Snyder) comes a film based on a graphic novel, based on an older film, based on ancient Greek propaganda, based on a true story:

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Before the release of the unnecessary sequel on a boat (300: Rise of an Empire), revisit the movie that made guys everywhere feel really out of shape. Meet the Spartans, a society built on reason, sit-ups, and child abuse led by Leonidas, cinema's yelliest king (shows clips of Leonidas yelling) who hails from...the Scottish part of Greece?

Leonidas (with Gerard Butler's Scottish accent): Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Watch as Leonidas and his 300 closest gym buddies stand against the might of Xerxes, a hairless giant with an entire jewelry store on his face and a voice that sounds like he's in the witness protection program. Lace up your sandals for a blend of historical truth and Zack Snyder nonsense, mixing real Greek battle formations with crazy ninja spin moves, real Spartan councils with sexy stripper oracles, and actual Persian fighting units with mutant...Persian goat men? Huh?

Oil up for the most confusing thing to happen to teenage boys since calculus class, full of homoerotic undertones, like men wearing thongs, men getting speared with phallic objects, men holding hands, men holding men tenderly from behind, men letting it hang, men getting all wet in the rain, men getting all sweaty on the beach, men playing two flutes at the same time, men saying things like this:

Leonidas: Fine thrust.

...or this:

Xerxes: Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet, if you will but kneel at mine.

...and a male-to-female nipple ratio of 600:4. Man, I haven't seen a movie this deep in the closet since Top Gun.

So get pumped for a dumb movie that's only cool because of Zack Snyder's bag of overused visual tricks, featuring dramatic falling stuff, Instagram filters, and...suuuper...sloooooooow...moooooooooootiooooooooooon. (shows several horses leaping over a hill in slow motion) Come on! I might as well be reading the book.

Starring Gerard Butt (Gerard Butler as Leonidas); Nick Fury (David Wenham as Dilios); 6 Through 300 (Dead Spartans); Dhalsim (Rodrigo Santoro as Xerxes); Emperor Herpetine; Hey, You Guys! (Andrew Tiernan as Ephialtes); Cersei Lannister? (Lena Headey as Gorgo); McNulty? (Dominic West as Theron); and Michael Fassbender?! (as Stelios)

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One cool-looking movie, and now he gets to make Batman v. Superman? Great.

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Reception Edit

Honest Trailers - 300 has an 98.5% approval rating from YouTube viewers. IndieWire described the Honest Trailer as a "playful poke at a very silly movie that takes itself very seriously. From the slow-motion to the ninja moves to the random creatures to the film’s homoeroticism, it’s all here and it’s all skewered in good fun." EW suggested that the film's "homoerotic themes are quite obvious" but highlighted the Honest Trailer's joke about "the Scottish part of Greece" that Gerard Butler's character comes from. CinemaBlend noted that the film "has aged into an easy target" for ridicule. The site highlighted the Honest Trailer's criticisms of the film from "its over-the-top machismo to its nonsensical blend of fact and fiction, and its male-to-female nipple ratio." However CinemaBlend also remarked "this trailer's true target is Snyder's yet-to-be made Superman Vs. Batman [sic] project. Basically, they call him out as a director of style, not substance."

 Production credits Edit

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Video thumbnail for Honest Trailers - 300

Directed by Andy Signore

Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner

Episode Written by Spencer Gilbert, Josh Simpson, Jason Mathews, Dan Murrell, and Andy Signore

Edited by Dan Murrell

Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey

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