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Honest Trailers - Rocky IV is the 272nd episode of Screen Junkies comedy series Honest Trailers. It was written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr and Lon Harris. It was narrated by Jon Bailey as Epic Voice Guy in the style of a vault episode. It parodies the 1985 sports drama film Rocky IV. The video is 4 minutes 22 seconds long. It was published on November 20, 2018, to coincide with the theatrical release of the sequel Creed II. It has been viewed over 1.1 million times.

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"Get ready for Rocky Balboa's biggest challenge yet: punching communism in the face!" ~ Honest Trailers - Rocky IV

Script Edit

Wait, Creed II is here already? Yes! Let's get pumped by pulling an 80s classic out from the Honest Trailer vault.

Now that Star Wars is done for good, Roger Moore has walked away from the Bond franchise and Superman 3 proved we're pretty tired of comic book movies, at least we still have Rocky. Seriously? Where could they possibly go from Rocky 3? Make their kids fight each other? That'd be dumb. Rocky IV.

You've seen Rocky punch Apollo Creed. You've seen him punch Mr. T. Now get ready for Rocky Balboa's biggest challenge yet: punching communism in the face! When a Russian murders his worst enemy/best friend, he'll seek revenge in a showdown so epic it requires a training montage, another training montage, and the third bonus montage of Rocky thinking about his past training montages. Man, it's like a dream inside of a dream. Is there a word for that? Nah!

But it'll take more than fancy editing to beat Ivan Drago, a Soviet punching machine who's bewildered by our strange American ways - like showgirls and electricity. He's a boxer of very few words - only 46 in the whole movie to be exact (Drago: "If he dies, he dies"). And somehow this undefeated gold medalist has taken our heroes by surprise. Forcing Rocky to fly all the way to Russia in order to lift... things, run in the snow, and chop down trees. Sure, he could have done all that in Lake Tahoe, but yeah! Suck it you dirty commie trees!

Think you've seen everything the Rocky franchise has to offer? You have! 'Coz Paulie is still getting bullied, Adrian is still telling her boxer husband not to box (Adrian: "It's suicide! You can't win") and Rocky is still bravely soaking up punches with his face. But thrill as the old formula gets a shot of new life with some updated geopolitics and futuristic talking robot (Robot: "Please make a wish"). You know, it's actually kind of sweet that Stallone put a robot designed to help autistic kids in the movie. But also it's kind of weird that he makes Paulie have sex with it (Paulie: "That's my girl." Robot: "You're the greatest. See you sport!" Paulie: "She loves me.") HOW?!

So if you're ready to see the Soviet Union crumble one punch at a time but you can't wait long enough to watch Stalline help our brave Mujahideen friends do it in the upcoming Rambo movie (Rambo III), let Rocky remind the world that nobody messes with the United States and gets away with it. Especially not Russia! ("Now blast this guy's teeth out"). Hell yeah! Man, can you imagine a future if Russia is still the bad guy and Hollywood is still making Rocky movies? Ha! What am I saying?! We'll leave the sci-fi to that Austrian dude (Terminator: "I'll be back").

Starring: [Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa] Ramky Balbambo; [Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago] From Russia, With Glove; R.O.B. The Robot; [Carl Weathers as Dead Apollo Creed] Definitely Ain't Gonna Be No Rematch; [Brigitte Nielson as Ludmilla Drago] Even Redder Sonja; [Renown artist LeRoy Neiman as the Ring Announcer] Gene Shalit? and... [Rocky wins] Yo Adrian! I Made a Metaphor About Humanzing Political Opponests As They Face The Eventual Collapse Of The Economic System Amid Their Modernization At The End of A Decade-Long Cold War That Almost Ended In Our Mutual Destruction! I Mean, I Did It!

Rocky IV [pronounced I've]

So wait, if Rocky, Paulie and Adrian are all in Russia, who's watching the kids?

[Ominous music, cut to red, whip zoom to: the Robot]

Viewer comments Edit

The viewer comments pay tribute to American comic book writer Stan Lee, who passed away on November 12, 2018, aged 95. Stan Lee was known for co-creating numerous popular fictional characters, including superheroes Spider-Man, the X-Men, Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four, Black Panther, Daredevil, Doctor Strange, and Ant-Man. Stan Lee was also known for appearing in cameo roles in every Marvel movie.

Please say: "Excelsior!" in honor of Stan Lee. Rest in peace. ~ Nejc Zupan
In honor of Stan Lee, please say: "With great power comes great responsibility." ~ McKoo Staples
In honor of Stan Lee, please say "Fareweill True Believers!" ~ walk3rk1ng
Please say "The greated superpower is luck" in honor of Stan Lee? ~ Nikki Manson Dragonfox
Please say 'Ya know, I guess one person CAN made a difference. Nuff said!' In honor of Stan Lee ~ Smith Wesson

Trivia Edit

Honest Trailers Commentary - Rocky IV

Honest Trailers Commentary - Rocky IV

Watch the full Honest Trailer Commentary on YouTube

Reception Edit

Honest Trailers - Rocky IV has a 98.3% approval rating from YouTube viewers. Egotastic called the Honest Trailer "hilarious" and was full of "some great zingers." Egotastic also highlighted the video's vintage style. Geek Tyrant wrote that the Honest Trailer was "pretty funny" and "one of the more entertaining of their recent episodes." SlashFilm appreciated the Honest Trailer's observation about the excessive number of training montages. In addition, SlashFilm highlighted the video's retro vibe and the ironic joke about Inception. Entertainment.ie found the Honest Trailer notable for pointing out Drago's limited dialogue, the excessive training montages, and for zoning in on "the weird relationship between Uncle Paulie and that robot, not to mention the fact that nobody's heard of Ivan Drago before boxing him."

Production credits Edit

Honest trailer rocky iv

Video thumbnail for Honest Trailers - Rocky IV.

Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey

Title Design: Robert Holtby

Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, Lon Harris

Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr & Max Dionne

Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

Assistant Editor: Emin Bassavand

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