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mother! is the 228th episode of Screen Junkies comedy series Honest Trailers. It was written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr and Dan Murrell. It was narrated by Jon Bailey as Epic Voice Guy. It parodies the 2017 psychological horror movie mother! It was published on January 9, 2018 as part of Screen Junkies second annual Fan Appreciation Month. The video is 4 minutes 40 seconds long. It has been viewed over 2.1 million times.

Watch Honest Trailers - mother! on YouTube

"What is going on?! Stop making me feel dumb, movie! You're the dumb one!" ~ Honest Trailers - mother!

Script[]

We asked you to vote for the 2017 movies you wanted us to make an Honest Trailer for. Here's your number four pick. You guys are weird...

From the mind behind Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan, and Noah (Darren Aronofsky), comes a gruesome, paranoid Bible allegory, which is kind of what you should expect by now from the mind behind Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan, and Noah.

mother!

Experience a gripping tale about... something, where this... mother... and this... guy have some increasingly bad houseguests...

mother: Leave me alone.

adulterer: You're an arrogant c*nt.

...stuff... happens (shows mother gasping after finding a bloodstain leaking through some wooden floorboards)... then slowly but surely, everything goes cuckoo-bananas-nutso-cray. (montage of chaotic scenes inside mother and Him's house, set to a riff on "Yakety Sax", capped off by said house exploding) What is going on?! Stop making me feel dumb, movie! You're the dumb one!

Stroke your chins for what's either a retelling of the Bible from nature's perspective, an allegory about global warming, a meditation on the creative process, a critique of traditional gender roles, or a story about how hard it is to date a famous person...

herald: (as paparazzi take photos of Him and mother) Yeah. Here we go.

mother: No!

...in this film that refuses to answer basic questions about plot or character, but does tell you what Extreme Home Makeover would look like if it were directed by Satan. Move! That! Bus! (shows an image of a bus "driving away" to reveal scenes of mother and Him's house being destroyed) Move it back! MOVE IT BACK!! (shows the bus "reversing" into its prior position)

Witness gruesome imagery that will disturb you to your very core, where a baby being eaten alive is nothing compared to a close-up of Javier Bardem smiling...

mother: (gasping after suddenly running into Him) Oh, you scared me.

Him: (laughs)

...Kristen Wiig acting serious...

herald: The inspiration.

...and... unprepared public speaking.

man: (crying) Would you say something?

mother: ... ... ...

woman, man, and Him: ... ... ...

mother: ... ... ...

See, this is my actual worst nightmare.

Follow Jennifer Lawrence's giant face around for half the run-time, as she takes on a non-stop barrage of household chores (shows mother pulling out a trundle bed), generally walks around (shows mother slowly walking in a circle around the nursery), and stares at the wall. (shows mother staring at a messily painted wall) But if that sounds boring, wait until you hear what her husband is going through; he's a poet... with... writer's block. Whoooaa. Man, this movie sounds like it was written by a guy with a lot of scarves. (a Vulture article with the title "The Many Scarves of Darren Aronofsky" pops up) Oh, right.

So dive in to the esoteric film that audiences either loved, hated, or really hated (shows the CinemaScore home page, with the film seen given an "F", the lowest possible score), in this film that looks and sounds beautiful, avoids easy categorization, and really makes the audience think...

Him: --it affects everyone in a different way. It is remarkable.

...but sometimes feels like the whole thing was dashed out over a long weekend, because... it was. (a ScreenCrush article with the title "Darren Aronofsky Wrote the First Draft of His Mysterious 'Mother!' in Just a Weekend" pops up, highlighting a quote that says, "I took a long weekend and got into this fever dream and just pumped it out.")

Starring: Hunger Games: Literally Catching Fire (Jennifer Lawrence as mother); No Country for Old Testaments (Javier Bardem as Him); Dread Flanders (Ed Harris as man); Catty Woman (Michelle Pfeiffer as woman); A McPoyle Brother (Domhnall Gleeson as oldest son); What It Feels Like to Host Your In-Laws (shows some guests raiding the kitchen); and (echoing) The Forbidden Sink!

mother: (to Him) That sink's not braced yet. / (to consoler and fool) Could you get down from there? That sink's not braced yet. / (to adulterer and fool) Get down from there. / (to adulterer and fool) Please! Get down from there! / (to adulterer and fool) Please! / (as fool repeatedly bounces in the sink) --stop doing that. Don't do that. Stop! Stop doing that!

We get it already! "Don't sit on the sink." Geez; you're not my real mom.

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Honest title for mother! - big momma's house 3. Titles designed by Robert Holtby.

If there's one thing you can count on in a movie, it's that a writer working in isolation will always go insane. (shows Him alongside Jack Torrance in The Shining, Barton Fink in Barton Fink, and Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation)

Trivia[]

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Honest Trailer Commentaries - mother!

Watch the full Honest Trailers Commentary on YouTube

Reception[]

Honest Trailers - mother! has a 97.3% approval rating from YouTube viewers. SlashFilm was impressed by Screen Junkies multiple readings of the potential meaning of the film, writing "even though the Honest Trailer is poking fun at mother!, it’s kind of remarkable that these are all viable readings of a movie that feels like a hodgepodge of insanity on the surface." Slashfilm also noted that "this might be the first Honest Trailer that is more thoughtful than funny, and that’s just fine with us." Hello Giggles applauded the Honest Trailer for diving "deeper into the movie’s bizarre details." In the same article, Hello Giggles said, "As usual, the parody series’ take on the movie is pretty harsh, but then so were the reviews when Mother! came out." In addition, Hello Giggles praised Screen Junkies for doing "a pretty good job of summing up a one-of-a-kind movie, though we think they missed an opportunity by not even mentioning the movie’s lowercase title."

Production credits[]

Video thumbnail for Honest Trailers - mother!

Video thumbnail for Honest Trailers - mother!

Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey

Title design by Robert Holtby

Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Max Dionne

Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell

Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

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